You know you are a dog lover when

• Dog hairs cover everything you own. 
• Whenever you reach into a pocket you pull a poop bag (regardless of what you were looking for). 
• You're up early (6 am) despite that you are tired (even exhausted).
• Your car windows are covered with nose prints.
• You sign your dog's name on birthday and holiday cards.
• You have no kids, but you refer to self and spouse as daddy and mommy while to your own parents as grandma and grandpa.
• You don't need a door bell. 
• You feel too guilty to ever imagine taking a trip (especially abroad). 
• Whenever you shop, you manage to buy something for your dog.